2011 Christmas Cards with Humor

Polar Xmas card #001 More Traditional

Christmas Warmth #01
Drunken Christmas # 02
Here is a couple of designs I created for my Sick Christmas cards for 2011! These are intended for those with a sense of humor. Enjoy!

My Angel

My Angel come with me while I roam the fields and be free.
Guide me my Angel in the thick of the woods so I may not be lost.
Whisper to me my Angel so I will know what to hunt when the hunger is overbearing.
Stand and fight with me my Angel as I defend my home from unwanted intruders.
My Angel, I pray as you kneel beside me comforting me,
and thanking me for allowing your influence.
Spread out your wings my Angel and cover me.
And when it rains fire, you will protect me my Angel.
When the locust come, you will provide me Sanctuary my Angel.
And in the darkest of days may you die with me my Angel.
And when the time comes to reinvent me, may you come and be with me again my Angel.

Not So Alone in the night!

I sit here not so alone in the dark, staring into the moon and I close my eyes. I meditate to my own heart beat and open my mind.
What is it that I hear, see, feel, smell and taste?

I hear:
The rustling of the trees as the night winds braze against the leaves. I hear the clicking sounds of nocturnal life scurrying across the hardened floor of the earth. I hear the cries of my brethren in the distant woods chasing their suppers and I hear the whimpering of the sudden death of their prey.
I hear human life close by and their disturbing approaches and the bellowing of man taunting others to fight. And I hear their automobiles driving past, some very slow and some too fast. In all that I hear of all these things; just one thing I do not hear, is your heart next to mine.

I see:
Visions of times when we kissed and we cuddled. Keeping both warm in the darkness of life. I see our young running and smiling and searching for food. I see your smiling gaze as you look to the moon. Bright stars that shine in the cold hallow nights, and our breath that night evaporates in the moment it takes. I can see the memories of all of our fun and also the memories in which I wish their was none, the bad moments I wished were gone.

I feel:
Your skin touches me ever so soft and I panic a little that it won't be enough. I feel your shivering body when we make love, and the warm sigh as your body goes numb. I feel an ever longing need to always be close in fear that I'll lose you, because you I behold. And I feel loved each day in and out, that I yell out a cry into the fearless dark night.

I smell:
Your flesh as you pass on by, an essence of mating I do not deny. I smell fear in the winds of distance prey. I will hunt for you so you can eat well for one more day. And I smell the beauty of our home, a spray of nature of berries and greens in the mist of the morning approaching soon. And I smell your love you have for me like orchids and roses in full bloom.

I taste:
Your lips that press against mine, like insulin to a diabetic I must give in. Sweet nectar from the fruits provided by love, your internal juices that flow to my tongue. I taste it, your blood, your sacrifice. Oh how much you give to me, and in return I give to you the very same. I taste your sweat in the heat of our passion as it falls onto my mouth like dew from lilies.

As I rest here in the dawn of the new day, not so alone. I close my eyes and I sigh in relief, I have heard, I have seen, I have felt, I have smelled and I have tasted and it is because of you I live another day.

Lucas (Timothy John Barnes)

5th win Kyle!

Awesome Kyle Busch, the driver of the M&M car #18 on his fifth win this year from Nascar Racing. Obviously this is one of my favorite drivers.
Last year, my friends were on a Nascar betting chart and asked me if I wanted to get in on it. I never really got in to Nascar before so I didn't know much about it. So I went over to watch a race with my friend Keith. I was watching the drivers closely and decided by his driving to take Kyle Busch. Well he was a good choice.
He didn't always win but, he came in on the top 10 and that's what I liked about him. He puts in a good challenge to the race. Now this year, he has won 5 times with his fifth win at Sanoma, California on June 22, 2008.
Keep up the good work Kyle... you've won me $200.00 buck so far!!!!!!

Dealing With ADHD..... Difficult!

My daughter whom is now twelve, has been diagnosed with ADHD since she was six years old. My wife and I has taken her to a few different doctors and she has been on several different medications. These medications don't seem to be doing the best job. She is off the wall and very uncontrollabe at times to where you end up losing your temper.
She does things that are annoying, and often other people can not handle her either. I try to be as compassionate as possible, but when she starts getting mouthy and disrespectful to the point of ignorance, I can't control my temper any longer and I end up punishing her knowing that sometimes she just can't control herself.
She has been suspended from school and have gotten into fights with other children. I don't think the school does enough to help her and often I think they target her as an insubordenate rather than a child with needs.
I work very hard and I'm the only providor in my household. I have a wife with a siezure disorder and niether my wife nor my daughter get any kind of disability and I look around at all these other people who do. I believe I have applied for my wife several times over the years and have been denied.
As for my daughter, no one has suggested disability for her and the only help I do get is Medical help in which I pay for. Not much but other people don't have to. Those are the lazy people who don't want to work. I pay my taxes to help them out and I can't get better help. That is BULL SHIT!
Any how, I love my daughter very much but sometimes I want to strangle her. It is difficult to handle her, but I do get through it. I wish I had better help thats all.

Elections 2008

I have not said anything as of yet, but it has been something that has certainly been bugging the fuck out of me. As we all get ready to vote for a Presidential Candidate, I realized one big difference from what I remember just 4 years back when Bush won his second term.

There was no race for the office a whole year before the elections would take place, and whoever was in the race in the first place was pretty much still in it come election day. Matter of fact it was not like this when Bush won his first term.

I did not vote for Bush both times due to the fact that I just did not like him from the get go. Not that he isn't a good person who makes mistakes, but because I felt he was going to be a bad President. I have no proof to back up my statement; but, I had a feeling that he was going to start his own personal war with other countries to finish his dads' agenda.

So, we started with at least a good six to seven Candidates and now because of leading numbers we only have one Candidate? So what about the people like me who have not voted as of yet because we are all still undecided. Not to mention we want to vote when the actual elections take place in November.

So now Obama, is basically considered by popular vote, the winner of Campaign 2008. I still think that the other Candidates she still be on the board and give the right to the People of The United States a chance to make their vote. Who knows, what if Hillary actually can win this when the rest of the undecided make their vote.

I certainly did not make my decision and still not sure. My reasons are I'm still soaking all of this in and weighing what I've seen and heard from all of these Candidates. Of course and only because I'm Democratic, you know where my votes lay. I like both Hillary and Obama and would be happy with either one of them getting into the White House.

It will certainly be a historical event either way, but at least we should still be all given our final votes in November to determine the winner and not half the year away. There is a lot of crap that can happen and can change the way we vote. If there is only one person to vote for, how would it be a fair vote?